i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head.
I’m calling it now. I think Quentin Trembley the 8th and a half president will have something to do with Season 2. I will outline my reasons:
1. In Irrational Treasure we learned a clandestine government agency is in charge of covering up the existence of Quentin Trembley.
2. Screenshots leaked…
Oh wait? Who shows up in the previews under “Big Mysteries?”
what if my friends dont think im fast enough
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.